Daily Wisdom Saying

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    -Manley's Maxim:
    Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
     
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    -Marshall's Universal Laws of Perpetual Perceptual Obfuscation:
    1. Nobody perceives anything with total accuracy.
    2. No two people perceive the same thing identically.
    3. Few perceive what difference it makes -- or care.
     
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    -May's Mordant Maxim:
    A university is a place where men of principle outnumber men of honor.
     
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    "Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not out to get you."
     
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    -The Point of No Return Law:
    The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train.
     
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    -Pope's Law of Retroactivity:
    It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
     
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    -Proverbial Law:
    For every proverb that so confidently asserts its little bit of wisdom, there is usually an equal and opposite proverb that contradicts it.
     
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    -Puritan's Law:
    Evil is live spelled backwards.
    -Corollary:
    If it feels good, don't do it.
     
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    -Robert Lee's Truce:
    Judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from poor judgement.
     
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    -First Rule of Rural Mechanics:
    If it works, don't fix it.
     
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    -Schumpeter's Observation of Scientific and Nonscientific Theories:
    Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.
     
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    -Law of Selective Gravity (the Buttered Side Down Law):
    An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

    By the way- what happens if you glue the bread with the buttered side up to a cat's back and drop it- will the cat float in the air? or vanish?
     
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    Black is beautiful.

    Black is beautiful,
    and a good camouflage in the dark.
    White is brilliant,
    and easy to hit in the shadow.


    -- Cynicus Anonymus


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    I love cats, they taste like chicken. And when properly prepared, they make pretty good frisbees too.
     
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    When you go to your knees. God will help you stand up to anything.

    -Anonymous
     
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    "It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark."
    -from a sign in front of a church
     
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    Prayer in it's simplest definition, is merely a wish turned God-ward

    -Phillips Brooks
     
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    Short words are best, and old words when short are best of all.

    -Winston Churchill
     
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    The greatest lesson in life is to know even fools are right sometimes.

    -Winston Chuchill
     
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    The kite rises highest agianst the wind, not with it.

    -Winston Churchill
     

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