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I need a spell to get four stores to close and move an hour away (it is for their own good).

And I need a spell to make two people confirm something in writing.

I dont use candles.

And dont give me the crap about free will. If you feel that way dont answer this post.

I need answers concerning what I am asking for?
 

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lover454,

did i hear you say somewhere you were jewish? you do know that free will is a pretty fundamental part of being jewish, right? it sounds here like you're trying to influence people magically. i mean, why do you want these stores to move? if it is in their interest to move, why don't you tell them in a more conventional sort of way? and in any case, what gives you the right to try and make them move? don't they have a right to be where they are? is it entirely ethical of you to try and influence them in this way?

i'm curious.

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I would rather do a spell, so ify you know of one please post it here thanks. And yes I am Jewish
 

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well, why would you rather do a spell anyway? why would you conclude that the way you seem to want to go about this is an acceptable way to behave? i mean, while you're at it, why don't you do a spell to get someone to give you a million quid, or something? even assuming that such a spell would work, what gives you the right to impose your will on these people?

being jewish is about taking responsibility for your own actions and recognising that if you have power, you should use it in a moral fashion. wiccans (who are more in the habit of using spells) have a rule called the "law of threes" (which means that the consequences come back on you threefold) and a "rede" which says - "if it harms no-one, do as you like".

nobody gives you something for nothing - it is a bit of a weird way to behave, coming on here and asking for spells to help you impose your will on others - how would you feel about someone asking you for a piece of equipment to be used to coerce other people.

where did you get the idea that this sort of thing would work? have you been reading too many books by that silver ravenwolf character, or watching too much "charmed"?

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lover454, haven't you learned yet that spells do not grant you wishes, but instead show parts of your self you need to learn from?

You will not get the stores to move by any spell. Therefore you will need to learn to address the problem you have with the stores.

And if you need to get people to write things down for you, it suggests you have issues with needing control over people, with the spiritual lesson required for you to learn that you cannot force others to do you will, but that you can learn to encourage people to consider your ideas.
 

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I,Brian you are so WRONG in every way. Spells DO grant wishes. And you are wrong spells can make stores move. And no I do not have control issues. You are wrong in every way.
 

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spells do not grant you wishes, but instead show parts of your self you need to learn from?
I'm extremely interested in this... is there any discussion or book that expounds on that concept? It is very similar to one hidden in Christianity...that prayer doesn't change G!D or our world, it changes us. That things change by our change in perspective...and all we really control is ourcellves and our perspective.

the sun is moving now, isn't it?
Well it surely isn't as most folks have thought for millenia...and every child sees today. It is moving from our perspective, but in reality we are turning, but you knew that. And it is moving along with us, as our galaxy rotates, and it is moving along with our galaxy as we fly through the universe....

but beyond all that....did you cast a spell that put all that in motion?
 

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I hope this helps

I need a spell to get four stores to close and move an hour away (it is for their own good).

I need answers concerning what I am asking for?

Since it's for their own good, I will help you, lover. Something of this scale will require some footwork, however. Are you prepared to do what it will take to help them?

Also, if this is done for selfish reasons, or with ill intent, this particular spell will turn on you. With the severity of intent that you do the spell, it will be measured back to you three fold. (Good or bad)

"Red, yellow, green, and blue,
move four stores from my view.
One hour near, one hour away,
entice them to move this very day


Do this only for their own good,
move them, move them if you would
One hour near, one hour away,
entice them to move this very day"

You will need four small pieces of red, yellow, green, and blue paper; one piece for each color. Burn them in order as you read the spell. Red first, then yellow, then green, then blue.

Take the ashes and bury them somewhere one hour away. The burn will close the stores, and burying (Planting) the ashes will allow the stores to re-open in a location one hour away.

I hope this helps, :cool:


GK
 

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I'm extremely interested in this... is there any discussion or book that expounds on that concept? It is very similar to one hidden in Christianity...that prayer doesn't change G!D or our world, it changes us. That things change by our change in perspective...and all we really control is ourcellves and our perspective.

Not sure - I took it as a spiritual given that when we ask the universe for something, we are revealing those very things we need to address most, and accept.
 

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I just cast the most powerful spell in the history of mankind.

I started with found natural objects which I then scanned at high resolution (1200 ppi) using an Epson 1640 XL into my Apple iMac 2.66 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo iMac.

I color-corrected, cleaned up and sharpened my scanned images using Adobe Photoshop CS5 and then composed a layout adding high quality, copyright-free clip art from iStockphoto.com in Adobe InDesign CS5. I chose the font Zapfino and typeset it at 18 points with 24 points leading, center aligned with a -25 tracking.

When my layout was complete, I printed my spell on my Epson 1280 inkjet printer on Epson Matte Heavyweight paper and after casting it, shredded it in my OfficeMax 10-Sheet Micro Cut shredder.

OMG. Imagine the power behind that spell.

Somebody should be feeling its effects right about ... now.
 

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I just cast the most powerful spell in the history of mankind.

I started with found natural objects which I then scanned at high resolution (1200 ppi) using an Epson 1640 XL into my Apple iMac 2.66 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo iMac.

I color-corrected, cleaned up and sharpened my scanned images using Adobe Photoshop CS5 and then composed a layout adding high quality, copyright-free clip art from iStockphoto.com in Adobe InDesign CS5. I chose the font Zapfino and typeset it at 18 points with 24 points leading, center aligned with a -25 tracking.

When my layout was complete, I printed my spell on my Epson 1280 on Matte Heavyweight paper and after casting it, shredded it in my OfficeMax 10-Sheet Micro Cut shredder.

OMG. Imagine the power behind that spell.

Somebody should be feeling its effects right about ... now.

Funny -- The whole Internet spell casting and asking for spells is all a bit humorous to me, so I jest for sake of jesting. Do you reckon my provided spell might be used, hehe? :p I don't mean to be offensive, but, "Is she for real"?

Geesh!
 

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yes.

the entire universe is unfolding and moving according to a spell which i cast.

:cool:
thank you.

Funny -- The whole Internet spell casting and asking for spells is all a bit humorous to me, so I jest for sake of jesting. Do you reckon my provided spell might be used, hehe? :p I don't mean to be offensive, but, "Is she for real"?

Geesh!
I never did any good at spelling....

but if all this works, I could start spamming my penis enlarging spell....

sit on a copier.....

increase copy size by 150% (larger if need be)

scan to your computer...

break picture into individual pixels and leave in threads all over internet.

(note women, press reduce to 70%)


note to lover.... what we don't understand we make fun of.... it is normal, and not to be taken as a personal insult....

gad how many times in my life have I pssshawwed something only to later encounter and agree....

phooey....I've got about 23 apologies to go make...starting with you.
 
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