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  1. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    If the people in the cardiologist's office need to use the thigh-sized BP cuff on your arm and it's almost too small, either you need to lose weight or you need to slow down on the body sculpting (more likely the weight thing in this case.)

    For anyone interested, he's the one whose BP was 240, and the cardiologist "blew his stack", demanding that the patient return in six months.

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  2. Thomas

    Thomas Well-Known Member

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    Bit chilly here, slight frost this morning ...
     
  3. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    Quora poster,

    Just because you dislike former President Obama (I guess because he's not white,) that's not a legitimate excuse to libal/slander his name. It was proven in court that he was born in the United States, plus there's no evidence that he isn't straight, albeit accepting of those who aren't "straight" and/or "cis"gender.

    Get your head out of your arse and accept the fact that we had a non-white president. Oh, and your favourite president may be showing signs of dementia and could very well be removed from office, one way (voted out) or the other (Article 25.)

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  4. StevePame

    StevePame Administrator Staff Member

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    Mandatory Saturday in-service teacher development day? Really? Who agreed to this?!
     
  5. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    Paid overtime?

    If not, have three tabs open for :kitty:s/baby animals to (temporarily) make up for that. :oops:

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    Two words: more snow. *scream heard around the world*

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  7. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Since when has it been a good idea to have a casuwary(sp?) as a pet? I mean, it's 6' tall, 120 pounds, can jump 7' up, plus it has claws/talons as sharp as razor blades. It's native to Australia and New Zealand, so it needs its weaponry for defense.

    Leave said bird alone in its native habitat or in a responsible/respected zoo instead of trying to make it a pet, okay?

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  8. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    I gave you permission to talk with my landlord about my financial sh!t. WHY THE FOOK DID I GET A FOOKING NOTICE ABOUT MY LANDLORD NEEDING MY FINANCIAL RECORDS FOR 2018/2019 BY FOOKING TOMORROW? If I don't get them in, my rent will be >$875/month with the possibility of eviction. GET ON THE FOOKING BALL.

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  9. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    If someone tells you that they have a special bus pass that they want/need to add funds to, they expect to have their wishes abided to. I ended up having to pay an extra US$1 to get to my doctor's appointment and back today. If you had abided to my wishes, everything would've been copacetic for me, especially the initial bus to campus (the driver had to call in to the company to verify whether or not I actually had the fooking funds on my bus pass!)

    I sincerely hope that I can get my funds tomorrow before Passover starts, and I can get my bus pass taken care of!

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    What the fook is happening with the recertification of my apartment? If they don't get the documentation of the income/outgo that they need, my rent will go from US$175 to US$897 with the possibility of eviction! Get on the fooking ball, d@mn it!

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    I hope they get this figured out for you, ASAP, Phyllis. That’s a whole lot of money for their messing around.
     
  11. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    You and me both, since I am on a fixed income (disability due to several physical limitations.) Three of my doctors are surprised that I'm as mobile as I am/that I don't require a wheelchair or other similar assistance yet.

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    IT'S FOOKING SPRING! WTF IS WITH THIS FOOKING S*N*O*W?

    I apologize for the all-caps, but I believe StevePame can empathize.

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  13. wil

    wil UNeyeR1

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    I lived in Carson city Nevada, the edge of the desert, the foot of the sierras...in the course of ten years we had snow in the valley at least once in every month of the year. One time 3" on July third and no sign of it other then plowed mounds during the parade the next day, and with 80 degree weather the snowmen didn't last long. There was also not a month we weren't on the beach at lake Tahoe, once Dec. 31 and once January 1st (not consecutive) both time cross.country skied down in full gear before we stripped down and had to leave before we got our bums sunburned (reflection off snowbanks is intense)
     
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    wil UNeyeR1

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    Weather is weather whether or not it matches the season.
     
  15. StevePame

    StevePame Administrator Staff Member

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    The snow was an unwelcome experience yesterday, but at least it wasn't the 9 inches they'd predicted for Wisconsin. We got mostly rain in Chicago and the little bit of snow has already melted.
     
  16. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    A public transit driver has the right to refuse you service if you won't pay the fare. You don't have the right to throw a rock at a window hard enough to shake said window, especially if there's a legitimate passenger in the seat right beside said window.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    I'm not interested in the movie in the community room (next week Thursday is going to be Hannibal.) Stop bugging me about it. I have several anime that I want to watch instead.

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    You nearly caused an accident by crossing the street in the middle of the block. I know firsthand what it's like to be hit by a fooking car. You were nearly hit by a fooking fire engine with its lights and siren going. If you're in such a fooking hurry, use the fooking pedestrian overpass. I use it myself, and I have a legitimate excuse not to (the stairs down are difficult to navigate if one doesn't have depth perception.)

    To Whom It May Concern #4,

    The ladies you were harassing have legitimate rights to be on campus. They are students. They happen to be Muslim students, but they're students. You, on the other hand, are a member of the outside indigent community. You don't have any reason to be on campus.

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  17. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    DB,

    I require transportation home today due to a day surgery (extraction of at least three teeth {finally.)

    I asked you politely to get in touch with your friend to drive me Monday.

    I followed up yesterday.

    No reply from you either day. :mad:

    (Just for everyone's information, I'll be under the influence of general anesthesia, so even if I could drive under "normal" conditions, they wouldn't allow it.)

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  18. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    The fate of the world does not depend on who wins a fooking sports game! This is a$$inine imho (and I live in Milwaukee!):
    https://start.att.net/news/read/cat...adio_station_bans_drake_as_rappers_belo-rtime

    And that is just one instance of the sh!t going on here in Milwaukee!

    There are much more important things to think about, including a possible armed conflict with Iran, trade war with China, climate change and other things of that ilk.

    Grow the fook up!

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  19. wil

    wil UNeyeR1

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    Everybody worships their own gods, roots for their own gladiators in their multimillion dollar taxpayer funded coliseums. We pay our gladiators tens of millions to beat our opponents, to strain their muscles and concuss their brains and potentially make their final years on this planet quite painful.

    Our capitalistic society reveres these contests and pays millions to catch the eyes of the millions who care so they can sell their wares. We dedicate hours to playing and selling this idea and only a half hour to all the news around the entire world.

    It.is absolutely apparent what is most important to our society.

    Conform heathen, or live a life grumbling!
     
  20. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    If you cannot stay awake during a baseball game, don't waste the fooking ticket.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    It isn't funny when a batter is beaned by a baseball so hard that he literally is lifted off his feet and is thrown a couple of feet up and back! If he had landed wrong, he could've ended up either paralyzed, comatose or fooking dead.

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    You brought your kids to the game, you keep control over them. I'm not their grandparent, but I could've easily absconded with them if I wanted to (which I don't, thankyouverymuch.)

    To Whom It May Concern #4,

    The electronic scoreboard isn't the proper place to propose to your girlfriend. It just makes any rejection that much more difficult on her part.

    To Whom It May Concern #5,

    What makes you think that it's a good-for-something idea to joke about and/or attempt to bring some kind of known/classified weapon into a ball park? Swiss Army knives are knives, albeit pocket knives. Live with the fooking decision of security!

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