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To Whom it May Concern,

You're still alive. So is your family. Stop kvetching!

To Whom it May Concern #2,

If someone needs to visit "the loo", let them go! Otherwise, you can pay for their laundry for that load!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom it May Concern,

There is a combination smoke and haze warning going on here. Several neighbours have some form of respiratory and/or cardiac condition. You're nota special case unless a "special snowflake" (please excuse the insult/vocabulary here...)

To Whom it May Concern #2,

I'm not a bank. I have to "spend down" starting this week, but I've overheard that you are chronically overdrafting. Stop spending on useless trinkets and you might find yourself having too much money at the end of the month like me!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
If someone needs to visit "the loo", let them go!
Lol...

I was in the ER and they had gotten my heart under control....so i was.just being monitored.while.they were waiting for a room and a.transport before being moved upstairs.

It got busy in another room a pulmonary code. Well I had to go, and I was confined to bed, fall hazard. I HAD TO GO! I pushed the button, i told the who answered i had to go. She said they were all busy, just go.

I lay there, just go? Really just go?

A nurse walked by and I hollered, and she hollered back....We know, but we are all hands on deck, GO! We will clean you up later.

I'll save ya the details but afterward I was forced over on my side, to one side of the bed, clinging to the rails, straining my biceps to not roll back over onto/into ill spare you the details... I am sure your minds eye completely understands my position.

All I could think was I dont know who put "laying in a pile of your own feces on my bucket list"

But I was glad to scratch it off!

Long ago I worked on mantras, and one was if you are gonna laugh about it later you may as well laugh about it now. And when the nurses came in, they had err...the entire view....of my a** laughing.

They did nothing but compliment me on my patience, on my being with the predicament. And asked the classic nurse required rhetorical question, "is it OK if I clean you up?"

It is these nurses and that attitude and many others who are.the reason I am here today.
 
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