A young couple are on their way to their wedding when the train they are riding in derails killing everyone on board. They arrive heaven with most of their wedding party. As they stand at the gates they look longingly at each other and regret their inability to be married prior to their death. As they approach the gates the man has an idea. "Peter," he says "my fiance and I were on our way to be married when our train crashed, is there anyway we can be married now that we are in heaven?" "Of course my child." Peter responds "What sort of service do you want?" (here you would insert any religion you feel the urge to make fun of, for purposes of the joke we'll go with Druids) "Well it might take a while to find a Druid priest, but we will look," Peter promises and flies away. Weeks merge into months and the group waits and waits. While they wait the bride and groom discuss marriage in heaven. "You know," the wife says "eternity is an awful long time. I wonder if you can get divorced in heave." A few more days pass and Peter returns with an aged man in a long robe at his side. "Here we are folks, a genuine Druid priest. Lets get on with the ceremony." "Before we get married Peter I had a question. Is it possible to get a divorce in heaven?" "It took me 6 months to find a priest for you people! Now you want me to find lawyers!?"