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from far far away
A real Christmas story.
I would just like to put forwards a ‘realists’ version of the birth of Christ. It is done in half – jest
so please do not take offence or literally.
A young Mary was betrothed to Joseph, Mary being only 13 years of age [approx] rather liked a younger man [the real father of Jesus]. She had an affair with this young man and become pregnant. Then she thought oh damn! I’ll get stoned to death now, hmm I better think of something quick, so she comes up with the idea of becoming miraculously pregnant by god. Now Joseph being an older man thought hmm, I can have her stoned to death or I can ‘have’ her for the rest of my life, as Mary was rather beautiful he thought the latter was a far better idea! Thus he to contrived a story concerning angels whom told him that the child would be the Son of God. Unfortunately in those days it was not possible to know the sex of a child so Joseph conceived of another cunning plan – so off they went to live in Egypt for a few years! Luckily it was a boy or else we would have had quite another story.
Jesus being of unsure birth naturally grew up to be a bit of a rebel, eventually marrying a whore!
Jesting aside…
Is the New Testament a cover story? Is the truth somewhere in between the two [biblical and realist]?
Was Jesus a green man/magi/sage or a mystic?
Is the elaborate version [bible version] more important? E.g. If Jesus was not actually the Son of God, and then would we have followed him?
I feel the world at that time had a void that was filled by Christianity, without Christ then perhaps another would have fulfilled the role.
Is the story itself a mystic thing that belongs to vision built on the currents of the Ethers? [as storytelling was in the druidic tradition] thus it is the role of the story to tell the vision and reality to somehow coincide with it.
Z
I would just like to put forwards a ‘realists’ version of the birth of Christ. It is done in half – jest
A young Mary was betrothed to Joseph, Mary being only 13 years of age [approx] rather liked a younger man [the real father of Jesus]. She had an affair with this young man and become pregnant. Then she thought oh damn! I’ll get stoned to death now, hmm I better think of something quick, so she comes up with the idea of becoming miraculously pregnant by god. Now Joseph being an older man thought hmm, I can have her stoned to death or I can ‘have’ her for the rest of my life, as Mary was rather beautiful he thought the latter was a far better idea! Thus he to contrived a story concerning angels whom told him that the child would be the Son of God. Unfortunately in those days it was not possible to know the sex of a child so Joseph conceived of another cunning plan – so off they went to live in Egypt for a few years! Luckily it was a boy or else we would have had quite another story.
Jesus being of unsure birth naturally grew up to be a bit of a rebel, eventually marrying a whore!
Jesting aside…
Is the New Testament a cover story? Is the truth somewhere in between the two [biblical and realist]?
Was Jesus a green man/magi/sage or a mystic?
Is the elaborate version [bible version] more important? E.g. If Jesus was not actually the Son of God, and then would we have followed him?
I feel the world at that time had a void that was filled by Christianity, without Christ then perhaps another would have fulfilled the role.
Is the story itself a mystic thing that belongs to vision built on the currents of the Ethers? [as storytelling was in the druidic tradition] thus it is the role of the story to tell the vision and reality to somehow coincide with it.
Z