Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

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  1. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Somewhat self-explanatory:
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    A friend of mine took a train to New York City. He and his wife and took a cab over to the hotel. He tried to pay the cab driver with a hundred dollar bill. The cabi looked at him and said he couldn't change a hundred that early in the morning. The guy unloading the bags said he could run in to the desk and get change. As my friend peeled off a hundred the guy said, you're going to have problems with those all over town do you want me to change another? My friend gave him two more, and the guy immediately turned around and ran.
     
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Another truism from my LiveJournal feed:
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    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    Idk how many people I have heard credited to "if I had known I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care or my teeth" Eubie Blake, Groucho Marx, Jack Benny, Phyllis Tiller, Jimmy Durante, George Burns..
     
  6. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    A truism?
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    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    Oh yeah, ive seen that in many an individual and am thankful that caffeine has never been a thing in my life.
     
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    juantoo3 ʎʇıɹoɥʇnɐ uoıʇsǝnb

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    I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!
     
  9. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Here's an "EEK" from my LiveJournal feed:
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    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    That is real...
     
  12. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    From a cross-stitch project my rl friend Dr. America, recently completed: Cat brains are so small But they fit so much b@$t@rd into them

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Another truism?
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    Personal experience?

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    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    Lol....errr....second hand?

    I have only been shocked by a horse pushing.me into it....or other forms of my own stupidity. However over the years I have watched folks "test" electric fences in a variety of ways and while.successfully avoided numerous pranks I have been the Observer, accomplice or instigator many as well. And yes, seen this mistake more than once.
     
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    A blast from the past (double whammy)



     
  17. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Two coffee truisms from my LiveJournal feed:
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    Doesn't coffee.increase the need for anger management?
     
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    [​IMG]

    I apologize for the semi-political joke here as well as the language.

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Does this situation ring any bells?
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