A joke that any/all educators here might enjoy (was shared by one of my rl friends whose SO is a professor):
"Some of my friends are discussing why Harrison Ford is still playing Indiana Jones but honestly, having an 80-year-old professor not retire is like the most accurate part of the franchise"
Several states are planning to reinstate hanging as a means of execution for male offenders who have received a death sentence. However, the lesbian community has launched a protest, demanding to be hung like the men!