Mass in Latin again

I know but then it gets really boring and everyone just sips their tea and nods in agreement. :(

Let's start a fight!!!!

So tell me . . . what were you doing in my back yard last night? Were you trying to steal my . . . lawn mower?:D:eek::)

I've also heard stories about your family from my relatives . . . how my uncle's piano disappeared two decades ago after a visit from your cousin.

And three decades before . . . one night when your grandfather visited my grandfather, the family car had caught fire mysteriously after he left. My grandfather never saw your grandfather again.

. . . which leads me to suspect . . . there's something fishy about the people who come from your family.:(

Next time you come to eat at my restaurant it's going to be a dangerous dinner.:D
 
Oh it's like that is it, nasty slanderous remarks about my family.

Well at least my grandmother rode a horse and didn't look like one.

Everybody knows that car was an inside job for the insurance, so don't come that with me.

What about your cousin Bob at our Hilda's wedding, we have never been so humiliated. Oh no, we were, when your Dad got drunk and stripped off at Marks Christening.

AND your family eat margarine!!!! :p
 
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