Enlightment comes mostly through hard work and good jokes. Either that or from meeting saints, but that's a much less common occurance from my experience.
Do you know any more good songs? Bob Marley is one of my personal favourites.
Why bother with hard work if you have "almighty god" right in front of you... It's like buy one get one free day at Tescos....
I've got a ton of them. Can you start with these two?Does anyone have any questions they would like to address to the God Almighty?
1. If buttered bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet. If I taped a buttered bread to the back of a cat, which way would it land?
2. Can you make a rock so big you can't lift it?
Does anyone have any questions they would like to address to the God Almighty?
Ok then god.... Why are you so "me me me me me" why has everything got to be about you? You're god... Ok nice one, well done.. How about you sit back a bit and let others shine ;\
Also why so jealous.... For a "supreme amazing ultra being...." You sure do have your weak/childish points...... :\ Why?