Erizabeth L

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  1. bob x

    bob x Well-Known Member

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    At Wil's request, I'll make a special thread for this:

    Have you ever played "Erizabeth L"? That's a game based on a Monty Python skit of the same name:
    The Almada is apploaching? Whele is my freet? Whele is Sil Wartel Lareigh? Whele is Sil Flancis Dlake?
    Sil Flancis Dlake is stirr in Blistor!
    Broody herr!

    Tly this one:
    Deal Channer Thilteen, Arr the membels of oul kalate crub hele in Toredo learry rove youl Bluce Ree maltiar alts doubre featule evely Fliday aftelnoon at thlee.

    Mole difficurt:
    Load constluction, foul mires. Shourdel crosed. Tlucks use light rane onry. Reft rane nallow.

    Palticuralry difficurt:
    Altist Andlew Walhor, flom Pittsbulgh, roved dlawing poltlaits of Maliryn Monloe.

    Wir's effolts, typos collected:
    Prease letlieve the femare mackeler flom the baller, but reave the lest of the mare mackeler arone.

    Ablaham Rincorn said, "Foul scoles and seven yeals ago, our fathels blought folth on this continent a new nation conceived in ribelty fol arr...

    Sarry serrs seasherrs at the seashole.

    Petel Pipel picked a peck of pickred peppels. If Petel Pipel picked a peck of pickred peppels, whele's the peck of pickred peppels Petel Pipel picked?

    Hele's anothel:
    In Blitain, erections fol Palriament and Plime Ministel alen't shcedured leguralry evely foul yeals rike Amelican Plesidentiar erections.
     
  2. juantoo3

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    ROFLMAO! Cute!
     
  3. wil

    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    Namaste 1,2,thleee

    elm, elll, that wourd be...

    LOFRMAO if you prease.

    ie Lorring on the Frool Raughing my Ass Off.
     
  4. bob x

    bob x Well-Known Member

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    If zith ith not enough of a charrenge, tly "Erithabes L":
    Ze Thpanith Almada ith apploaching? Whele ith my freet? Whele ith Thil Wartel Lareigh? Whele ith Thil Flanthith Dlake?
    Thil Wartel Lareigh unfoltunatery ith acloth ze Atrantic plethentry, thupplying ze Loanoke Corony in Nols Amelica. Thil Flanthith Dlake ith thtirr in Blithtor.
    Broody herr!
     
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    Ze thixz thheikth thixz thheep ith thick.
     
  6. bob x

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    Nolmarry serrs fol thilty dorrals, but tomollow onry-- FLEE!
     
  7. juantoo3

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    Low, low low youl boat, gentry down the stleam

    Malliry malliry malliry malliry, rife is but a dleam
     
  8. bob x

    bob x Well-Known Member

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    Jutht thaw "A Chlithmath Thtoly" again:

    Deck ze harrth wis boughth of horry,
    Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
    Tith ze theathon to be jorry,
    Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
    Forrow me in melly meathule,
    Fa ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra
    Whire we thing of Yuretide tleathule,
    Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra

    Thee ze brathing Yure befole uth,
    Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
    Thtlike ze halp and join ze choluth,
    Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
    Don we now oul gay appaller,
    Fa ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra
    Tlorr ze anthient Yuretide calor,
    Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
     
  9. juantoo3

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    At ze lisk of theeming lude, I learize you'le not a thole roothel
     
  10. bob x

    bob x Well-Known Member

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    On ze twerfs day of Chlithmath, my tlue rove gave to me:
    Twerve dlummelth dlumming,
    Ereven pipelth piping,
    Ten roldth a-reaping,
    Nine radieth danthing,
    Eight maidth a-mirking,
    Theven thwanth a-thwimming,
    Thikth geethe a-raying,
    FIVE GORDEN LINGTH!
    Foul carring bildth,
    Slee Flench henth,
    Two tultre doveth,
    And a paltlidge in a peal tlee!
     
  11. juantoo3

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    Maly Maly quite contlaly
    How doeth youl galden glow
    With thirvel berrth
    And cocker therrth
    And pletty maidth arr in a low
     
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  12. bob x

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    Oh-oh thay can you thee,
    By ze dawn'th ealry right,
    What tho ploudry we haired
    At ze twiright'th ratht greaming,
    Whothe bload thtlipes and blight thalth
    Slough ze pelirouth fight
    Oel ze lampaltth we watched
    Wele tho garrantry thtleaming?
    And ze locket'th led grale,
    Ze bombth bulthting in ail,
    Gave ploof slough ze night
    Zat oul frag wath thtirr zele!
    Oh thay doeth zat thtal-thpangred bannel yet wave
    Oel ze rand of ze flee, and ze home of ze blave!
     
  13. juantoo3

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    My beroved Gatolth rotht to zothe damnabre Vorwolineth!
     
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  14. bob x

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    Thelveth you light!
     
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    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    I just saw an old Victor Borga clip of him reading the story where you add one to everything...

    Wait a third, how did it go? Oh I got two. Her husband came fifth, he was so assiten. And then he did verbal punctuation three.

    My kids didn't get it, wondered why I thought it funny:(
     
  16. pattimax

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    You may want to turn you kids on to CR, give them semu celtore. (net...)
     
  17. 17th Angel

    17th Angel לבעוט את התחת ולקחת שמות

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    Humour comes in all shapes and sizes... :) I don't find it funny either.

    Also do you mean... Victor Borg-e-? Enemy of the fatherland? ;)
     

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