The Reincarnated Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Thread

[seattlegal]

happens all the time
convergent divergent thoughts
pulled from the ether

ha ha. Redefines purple prose doesn't it?

lol. I was gonna say that!
Verbal suppliment, written laxative, it's all good!
Thanks to pseudonymous for bringing pseudo haiku here! We've had lots of fun with it!

 

[pseudonymous]

pulled from the ether
or pulled from one's derrier
ideas take flight

 

[Dream]

ideas take flight
angels of mercy create
life reproduces

 

[pseudonymous]

life reproduces
experiences to teach
wake up the dreamer

 

[Dream]

wake up the dreamer
the mist curls about and smiles
her arms are silk clouds

 

[pseudonymous]

her arms are silk clouds
her smile an invitation
praying mantis vogue

 

[Dream]

praying mantis vogue
two thirds vodka with lemon
don't lose your head, son

 

[seattlegal]

don't lose your head, son
when there is a better way
dark chocolate bliss

 

[Dream]

dark chocolate bliss
in nibbling cacao nibs
absorbing culture

 

[DrumR]

absorbing culture
all resistance is futile
assimilation

 

[Dream]

assimilation
a word resisting haiku
always on my mind

 

[DrumR]

always on my mind
filamentatious thread
brushing hair from eyes

 

[Dream]

brushing hair from eyes
hands swinging through a jungle
two tiny Tarzans

 

[DrumR]

two tiny Tarzans
in humid jungle steaming
birds scream overhead

 

[Dream]

birds scream overhead
accountant birds trim the bangs
firing to cut costs

 

[DrumR]

firing to cut costs
reason lost in the details
forests ablaze

 

[Dream]

forests ablaze
beg let it be strings of lights
bright eyes and fire flies

 

[DrumR]

bright eyes and fire flies
illumine the meadow's dark
wing-ed bats swoop down

 

[Dream]

wing-ed bats swoop down
beating skin stretched very thin
life to them is sound

 

[pseudonymous]

life to them is sound
ray charles and stevie wonder
can you hear me now