The Reincarnated Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Thread

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  1. DrumR

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    can you hear me now
    loudspeaker cackles and blares
    unheard through the snores
     
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    unheard through the snores
    unseen from clos-ed eyelids
    thus all stars explode
     
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    thus all-stars explode
    platypus analyze crux
    negative square root
     
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    negative square root
    imaginary theory
    hypothetical

    hypothetical
    lacking in substantive ends
    calories in ebb

    calories in ebb
    cookies siren song beckons
    have a cup of tea
     
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    have a cup of tea
    a bird singing in a tree
    cookies in my teeth
     
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    pseudonymous Obtuse Kineticist

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    cookies in my teeth
    is perpetual snacking
    those yummy gummies
     
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    those yummy gummies
    like pre-chewed delicacies
    kernel free popcorn
     
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    kernal free popcorn
    like seedless watermelon
    humans at their best
     
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    humans at their best
    a cookbook - how to serve man
    cannibalism
     
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    cannibalism
    a difficult recipe
    a difficult joke
     
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    a difficult joke
    to understand the humor
    three sheet to the wind.
     
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    three sheet to the wind
    three friends three comrades in arms
    the three musketeers!
     
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    seattlegal Why do cows say mu?

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    the three musketeers!
    Chocolate: 1. Noughat:
    2. The Muncher: 3!
     
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    2. The Muncher: 3!
    (5 & 10) says don't be stressed
    candy is check m8
     
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    candy is check m8
    said the queen to the white king
    dark chocolate reigns
     
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    seattlegal Why do cows say mu?

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    dark chocolate reigns
    now it helps keep you slender
    scientists say, "Yay!" :D
     
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    scientists say, "Yay!" :D
    Chocolate meters indicate
    we've a bright future
     
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    we've a bright future
    even the dimmest of bulbs
    neurons all lit up
     
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    neurons all lit up
    lights drifting like dizzy snow
    blending and swirling
     
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    blending and swirling
    a concoction of our truths
    interfaith forum
     

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