What's in your Spam Folder?

I refer to my students as ‘kids’ sometimes in emails. The types of spam I get concentrated on that word are horrifying.
 
...and today

Do Your Ears Buzz, Ring or Humm? -(No... Hey will somebody please get the phone?):D

US Government wants to help you! -(I especially like this one.)o_O

Re: YOUR Special weight loss offer today

Every Judge on Shark Tank Backed this

Herpes fruit? -(Oh no... my apple has Herpes!):eek:

3 Foods That Make Moroccans Immune to

Looking for Good Tires at Good Prices?

Get Your Free Reverse Mortgage Kit

An in-depth look at Signature, a podium finish.
 
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Consistently:
<insert random country/ethnicity> girl looking for husband
Flip houses without spending your own money
Variations of the "Nigerian prince" sh!t
"Dating" mail <both genders>
"You have money waiting for you!"
"Save on your diabetes supplies!"/"Cure found for diabetes, and it's in your pantry right now!"
"You've won $<insert large amount>/"Publishers Clearinghouse is looking for you"
MILF sh!t
SO in your neighborhood

Occasionally
Various pseudo-religious sh!t
Political sh!t
"Attorney" sh!t
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I need a large dose of :kitty:s after typing this list. :(

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
But you guys don't understand!!! I have to but these performance-enhancing pharmaceuticals to satisfy all the young ladies so desperately looking to hook up with me! Bank balance has taken a hit, but when my Nigerian millions comes through, I'll be laughing!!!

Not forgetting the one-hit wondercure for high blood pressure ...
 
Today I have a choice between either an Asian Beauty or a Russian Beauty. Before I decide though, I need to learn the hidden weight loss secret and which herbs can give me a member to be proud of. Ah, but then Budget Pet Care is offering 12% off today. So, think I'll stock up on Frontline first....;)
 
Namaste Jesus said:
Today I have a choice between either an Asian Beauty or a Russian Beauty. Before I decide though, I need to learn the hidden weight loss secret and which herbs can give me a member to be proud of. Ah, but then Budget Pet Care is offering 12% off today. So, think I'll stock up on Frontline first....;)
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Gonna pick up some :kitty: litter (one brand will donate :kitty: litter to animal shelters for each jug of their brand purchased! Win/win situation!) The money that would've gone to litter could go towards other requirements! :)

Who the fook needs the little red pill for an "outstanding" 'Frankenstein' ('Frankenstein' being the euphemism that Alice Cooper used in one of his songs [I think].) Some people need Viagra for its intentional use imho.

Concerning pills/herbal supplements "guaranteed" to help with weight loss, the only surefire way to lose weight is to practice "won'tpower" along with reasonable exercise. "Won'tpower" is the "I won't eat an entire dozen doughnuts in one sitting. I'll limit myself to one doughnut as dessert." Ditto pretty much anything. Unfortunately, there are too many people who don't want to put any work into a long-term regimen.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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Did you know my account has been hacked and all I need to do is click a link and enter in all my contact information and this wonderful company will fix everything for free?
 
StevePame said:
Did you know my account has been hacked and all I need to do is click a link and enter in all my contact information and this wonderful company will fix everything for free?
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I usually get that one over the phone. Fellow with an Indian accent claiming to be calling from Windows to inform me about the heinous virus that's infecting my computers. Although, I haven't received any lately. Not since the last time when I started speaking in Hindi to the fellow on the other end. He got quite flustered!:p
 
Namaste Jesus said:
I usually get that one over the phone. Fellow with an Indian accent claiming to be calling from Windows to inform me about the heinous virus that's infecting my computers. Although, I haven't received any lately. Not since the last time when I started speaking in Hindi to the fellow on the other end. He got quite flustered!:p
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Another language that I need to learn! *facepalmheaddeskwallbuilding*

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
I just tell filks I am a telephone consultant and charge $125/per hour...can I get a name and address.to send my bill to... They hang up on me...

That or if I aint of ng anything, I'll see how long I can keep.them online before they hang up...
 
wil said:
I just tell filks I am a telephone consultant and charge $125/per hour...can I get a name and address.to send my bill to... They hang up on me...
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LOL! Good one ... There was (is?) a guy in the UK who had his 15 minutes of fame on TV, having taken a premium-line number for his domestic telephone, so those calling him pay top dollar (nod in your direction, old friend) to sell him some unwanted service .... he was happy to talk for ages.
 
Seems there's quite the demand for us balding old coots...:D

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