What's in your Spam Folder?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Namaste Jesus, Mar 11, 2015.

  1. StevePame

    StevePame Administrator

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    I refer to my students as ‘kids’ sometimes in emails. The types of spam I get concentrated on that word are horrifying.
     
  2. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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    ...and today

    Do Your Ears Buzz, Ring or Humm? -(No... Hey will somebody please get the phone?):D

    US Government wants to help you! -(I especially like this one.)o_O

    Re: YOUR Special weight loss offer today

    Every Judge on Shark Tank Backed this

    Herpes fruit? -(Oh no... my apple has Herpes!):eek:

    3 Foods That Make Moroccans Immune to

    Looking for Good Tires at Good Prices?

    Get Your Free Reverse Mortgage Kit

    An in-depth look at Signature, a podium finish.
     
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  3. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Consistently:
    <insert random country/ethnicity> girl looking for husband
    Flip houses without spending your own money
    Variations of the "Nigerian prince" sh!t
    "Dating" mail <both genders>
    "You have money waiting for you!"
    "Save on your diabetes supplies!"/"Cure found for diabetes, and it's in your pantry right now!"
    "You've won $<insert large amount>/"Publishers Clearinghouse is looking for you"
    MILF sh!t
    SO in your neighborhood

    Occasionally
    Various pseudo-religious sh!t
    Political sh!t
    "Attorney" sh!t
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    I need a large dose of :kitty:s after typing this list. :(

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
  4. Thomas

    Thomas Super Moderator Staff Member

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    But you guys don't understand!!! I have to but these performance-enhancing pharmaceuticals to satisfy all the young ladies so desperately looking to hook up with me! Bank balance has taken a hit, but when my Nigerian millions comes through, I'll be laughing!!!

    Not forgetting the one-hit wondercure for high blood pressure ...
     
  5. wil

    wil UNeyeR1

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    Yeah, that crap... we learn to put that on ignore like any late night infomercial
     
  6. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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    Today I have a choice between either an Asian Beauty or a Russian Beauty. Before I decide though, I need to learn the hidden weight loss secret and which herbs can give me a member to be proud of. Ah, but then Budget Pet Care is offering 12% off today. So, think I'll stock up on Frontline first....;)
     
  7. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Gonna pick up some :kitty: litter (one brand will donate :kitty: litter to animal shelters for each jug of their brand purchased! Win/win situation!) The money that would've gone to litter could go towards other requirements! :)

    Who the fook needs the little red pill for an "outstanding" 'Frankenstein' ('Frankenstein' being the euphemism that Alice Cooper used in one of his songs [I think].) Some people need Viagra for its intentional use imho.

    Concerning pills/herbal supplements "guaranteed" to help with weight loss, the only surefire way to lose weight is to practice "won'tpower" along with reasonable exercise. "Won'tpower" is the "I won't eat an entire dozen doughnuts in one sitting. I'll limit myself to one doughnut as dessert." Ditto pretty much anything. Unfortunately, there are too many people who don't want to put any work into a long-term regimen.

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
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  8. StevePame

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    Did you know my account has been hacked and all I need to do is click a link and enter in all my contact information and this wonderful company will fix everything for free?
     
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    Aussie Thoughts Just my 2 cents

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  10. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    More ads for :kitty: litter, the little red pill and hot dating sites. :rolleyes:

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
  11. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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    I usually get that one over the phone. Fellow with an Indian accent claiming to be calling from Windows to inform me about the heinous virus that's infecting my computers. Although, I haven't received any lately. Not since the last time when I started speaking in Hindi to the fellow on the other end. He got quite flustered!:p
     
  12. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Another language that I need to learn! *facepalmheaddeskwallbuilding*

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
  13. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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    I'm by no means fluent, but enough to catch an India based scammer off guard.;)
     
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    wil UNeyeR1

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    I just tell filks I am a telephone consultant and charge $125/per hour...can I get a name and address.to send my bill to... They hang up on me...

    That or if I aint of ng anything, I'll see how long I can keep.them online before they hang up...
     
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    Thomas Super Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL! Good one ... There was (is?) a guy in the UK who had his 15 minutes of fame on TV, having taken a premium-line number for his domestic telephone, so those calling him pay top dollar (nod in your direction, old friend) to sell him some unwanted service .... he was happy to talk for ages.
     
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  16. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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    Seems there's quite the demand for us balding old coots...:D

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