Your Daily Rant

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  1. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Please check the washer/dryer thoroughly after your load is done. I don't wear larger size men's underbriefs, so I knew that the article of clothing that was in my dryer load wasn't mine. Be grateful that I brought it back into the laundry room!

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    I told you on my way into the store that I don't have money on me. I'm less likely to have any cash on me on the way out, especially after I picked up four prescriptions! By the way, there's a Franciscan cathedral less than a block away from the store. They might have emergency supplies for you along with a list of contacts.

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  2. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Moderator

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    Well this would have been a good long rant, but it ended up giving me a good laugh instead.

    Nice day today so I decided to sit outside for a while. So peaceful it was, birds singing light breeze. Then I hear the boom, boom, boom, of some idiot blasting his car stereo at full volume! Loud booming car stereos have long been a pet peeve of mine. It was so loud, I couldn't even see the car yet, but could hear and feel the vibration from it's stereo system! I got more and more annoyed as I waited for the thing to pass.

    Now I was expecting to see some crass teenager in a tricked out ride come blasting by. Instead here comes this clapped out Subaru with somebody's grandma behind the wheel! Sub-woofers alone in that thing must have far exceeded the value of the entire car! I just stood there cracking up! :D
     
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  3. Ella S.

    Ella S. Logoic Logician

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    I was once cut-off on the interstate by a convertible sports car with 4 elderly men inside, passing a pipe back and forth that was a certain unmistakable smell. They were speeding, too. I wish I knew the story behind that one.
     
  4. RJM

    RJM God Feeds the Ravens Admin

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    perhaps she broke her hearing aid, NJ?
     
  5. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Moderator

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    No idea, but it does occur to me I once worked with a deaf fellow. He often turned the radio up in his car so he could feel the vibration. I've seen deaf folks dance to music that way as well. Nowhere near the volume of grandma's tunes though!
     
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  6. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Do you need someone to read the emergency notice to you and explain everything to you? There is a watermain break, so no water to/for anything. You're going to require outside water for at least five hours. There are five places that sell bottled water around the complex, plus you're mobile. Pick up some if you need it.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    I'm not interested in buying your "edibles". First, they aren't legal in Wisconsin. Second, they are loaded with carbs, which are severely restricted for diabetics. I have diabetes, so you can understand why I don't go hogwild with sugary snacks.

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  7. wil

    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    As of midnight...Doctors Hospital They just put me in rm in internal medicine. Been up all night gonna try to sleep update after next battery of tests and diagnosis. Have basically slept n ate since I left last hospital...short of breath with all attempts at exercise.

    3 hospitals past 30 days. Funny...they see my history and all say how lucky I am to be alive...but they don't know what is wrong.

    More time for contemplation of gratitude n reality.
     
  8. RJM

    RJM God Feeds the Ravens Admin

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    no words
     
  9. Cino

    Cino Big Love! (Atheist mystic) Admin

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    Wishing you a good recovery, wil!
     
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  10. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    :kitty: purrs heading your way.

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  11. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Moderator

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    Hang in there guy. These meat suits of ours are darn resilient. ;)
     
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  12. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    If I can hear your "tunes" perfectly from a different flat and with headphones on, they just might be a tad loud. I know that they aren't mine because they are gangsta rap (which I don't listen to willingly.)

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    Stop purchasing six "small" bottles of soda in one fell swoop from the vending machine. Two, at most, a day is ample. Otherwise, get a six-pack at one of the stores nearby and keep them in your refrigerator. What's even better is that there's a wider selection at the store!

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    Stop kvetching at me about snow. I don't control the weather.

    To Whom It May Concern #4,

    The sh!t stains outside my flat isn't from The Trio. They only escape our flat if/when there's a medical emergency. Y'all might want to check all of the dogs as well as the security camera footage. There are some neighbours that use the halls instead of proper facilities.

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  13. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    I don't qualify for your free transportation program because the only place that I need to go that I cannot use public transportation is The Trio's vet, and no transport company will allow them to be brought aboard (I'm too young/active for the free transportation.)

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    Put something on before doing laundry! You also need to have a full load before starting a load instead of using all of the washers! I need to do two loads due to one of my bloomers has a habit of "bleeding" (they are crimson silk, which have to be washed separately.)

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    If you cannot get to your flat before you have to "powder your nose", please use one of the public bathrooms that are on each level. I don't use hallways or public transportation as a loo (only if I have no other choice, and I don't pull down my lower attire if I need to need to use the loo, which is why I need to do laundry in kvetch #2.)

    To Whom It May Concern #4,

    I'm not afraid of your dog. I'm allergic to him! I will risk it if the dog is either a legitimate service animal or if the dog is a neighbour's pet. Your dog isn't a legitimate service animal due to the fact that he wouldn't heed your commands (service dogs, even those that actually failed their training for "work" are better behaved than "regular" dogs, even those that have undergone obedience training.)

    To Whom It May Concern #5,

    Weapons are strictly prohibited in most public places, including on public transportation. If it wasn't for the prohibition, I could've finished my archery class before the COVID-19 lockdown. You can rent firearms at shooting ranges if you really need to. My "weapon of choice" isn't something that is readily available (an atl-atl.)

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  14. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    When my Tuesday telephone call includes gangsta rap loud enough the other person can hear it perfectly through the receiver, and it also drowns out the classic rock playing in my bedroom, it's too d@mn loud. Worse yet, it can be felt in the floor! I wish that I knew which flat's playing it to lodge a legitimate complaint.

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  15. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    You've lived in Wisconsin longer than I have.

    Snow happens every year, sometimes earlier in the season, sometimes later.

    We just got a measurable amount of the four-letter word that causes more four-letter words. It's not the latest Wisconsin has been pummelled with the stuff (that would be around Easter.)

    Please shut up about this weather since nobody can do a d@mn thing about it!

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    You live here.

    Don't you know where the public restrooms are.

    Hallways and other public places aren't to be used for such things, and you aren't an incontinent dog (we have at least two in the complex.)

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  16. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    We had the four-letter word that causes more four-letter words earlier this week. We're having more four-letter word.

    Why are "we" dealing dealing with two "tender fender benders"?

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    You're a trained meteorologist.

    How can you mistake rain and snow?

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  17. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    TURN DOWN YOUR "MUSIC"! I swear that Marlee Matlin could hear the vocals perfectly (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0559144/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 in case anyone's interested/doesn't recognize the name.) I'm tempted to use a firearm or a flamethrower on the fooking stereo system that is causing the walls to shake.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    You are part of the PtBs that manage the complex. DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE A-HOLES BLARING THEIR "MUSIC". You have the legal ability to do so!

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
  18. Ella S.

    Ella S. Logoic Logician

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    No, I don't want to take up storage space on my phone or computer to download your app. Do it in-browser with proper mobile support, you [holy language batman]
     
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  19. Thomas

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    Oh dear, I'm laughing, but I think I'm supposed to don my admin hat and say something about language. But I agree with the sentiment!
     
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    Fixed.
     
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