Your Daily Rant

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  1. muhammad_isa

    muhammad_isa Established Member

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    I keep telling myself that..
    However, I've been divorced now for over 10 years ;)
     
  2. Craz

    Craz Active Member

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    I can assure you, life goes on and you will ride again:cool:
    I was divorced in 1974 & 1996ish & have been married with success since 2002,
     
  3. wil

    wil UNeyeR1

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    Lol, I'm not interested in a woman that would put up with me.
     
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  4. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    You have your stuff from the dryer waiting for you. It has been there for over two hours.

    How do I know?

    My load from the washer is currently in the dryer, and there was someone else using the dryer before me. B!tch them out instead of me because I didn't touch your load at all. I would've thrown your stuff out instead of putting it on top of the dryer!

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  5. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Cover your d@mn mouth when you cough. I use my shoulder if I cannot get my elbow up fast enough.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    Your laundry is still waiting for you to retrieve, plus it's nicely folded! Pick it up before management discards it (it's the same load from yesterday!)

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
  6. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    I have a cardiac condition.

    You don't.

    I live with three cats and they don't use the human "litter box". The cat box filler has certain instructions dictating how much to use.

    Don't bitch me out when you're capable of lifting heavier things than thirty-five pounds, which I can't anymore.

    (It's the person that "helps" me that gave me hell for not taking care of the box duties [I do most of it, but I have to wait for someone else to throw the used stuff into the dumpster {I sincerely miss the capable ones}].)

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    I need to use the dryer, too. Stop using every d@mn dryer in the complex, especially when you overload the washers to do your monthly wash, then leave everyone else waiting their turn.

    The only thing that I am grateful for is that you leave your apartment number on the dryer, unlike some.

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  7. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    I was checking my mailbox today since I didn't last Saturday (Caturday.) Not everyone is able to check their mail every day. What's worse is that I'm still expecting something from my brother!

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    You swore up and down that you'll either write or call me. You have my landline number, which I know this fact because you called me either in late March or early April. Fooking do it!

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    Cover your mouth when you cough. This goes double if you refuse to wear a mask! You are in two of the vulnerable populations!

    To Whom It May Concern #4,

    You aren't the only one who wants to expand their movie collection and/or watch more movies. Deal with the fact that that the community room events are canceled until further notice, plus there are other things to do in the meantime.

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
  8. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    The building has a standing rule that everyone needs to wear masks outside their apartments. You're no exception. Thank you.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    What is there in the "Keep Six Feet Apart" rule that you don't understand? You still can talk with each other while walking six feet apart. Your family and real friends will appreciate this.

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  9. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    If you didn't spend money like nobody's business, you might find yourself in the same situation as I am. I spent over $1,000(US) and I have to figure out what to spend another $1,000(US) in the next two or three months, and I flatly refuse to give anyone a "financial boost" due to siblings abusing my frugality. I have people who have done legitimate business with me plus I need to start paying bus fare, so they take precedence over any sort of freeloader. Stop pestering everyone for money!

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    Stop pestering my caseworker for money, especially if she's helping me spend down. If you want her assistance, sign up at her particular job, but remember one thing: it is currently closed until further notice due to COVID-19.

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    Everything has to be wiped down with a bleach solution due to COVID-19. STOP B!TCHING ABOUT IT AND START ACTING LIKE A MAN. If you don't like what is going on, move out. You won't be the first and you probably won't be the last. Be grateful that I didn't bash your head against a wall or throw you through a window/glass door (at the very least.) My feline companions trump your sorry a$$ets.

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  10. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    You really screwed up! When someone with a diagnosis of Alzheimer's can understand/"understand" what's going on and is literally crying, you SCREWED UP.

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  11. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    You're not much older than I am (not even a year.)

    The food boxes are for those who are 62 years old or older.

    Why are you trying to cheat your way into getting free food that you don't need, especially when they check IDs?

    To make matters worse, the apartment MANAGER called you out on it, too!

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    MCTS has resumed collecting fares, plus the buses have resumed the front entrance only policy. You have a cell phone to check on everything.

    Why are you still attempting to use the rear doors to avoid the bloody fare? If you don't have the fare on your transit card, keep the correct fare in cash on your person instead of getting the fancy-schmancy coffee drink at the Starbucks coffee shop. Ditto the pastry from the same shop. Both the coffee and the pastry are off your diet, too.

    Do you want to have a nice stay at one of the local hospitals with an increase of your bus fare once you are released?

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    Stop banging on the windows to the cat cafe. The cats are nervous enough without you pounding on the glass to gain their attention. Many are barely used to being around humans and cat hearing is more sensitive than human hearing..

    Your antics are ruining all of the socialization the rescue group/s have put months of hard work into. Back off.

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  12. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Dish Soap Is Not A Flavour Enhancer! It Is A Poison.

    Oh, and don't just drop the used :kitty: litter next to the trash dumpster. I got a short lecture from the apartment manager about this.

    (Thank you, I/O, for "listening" to this rant.)

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
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  13. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Can't you fooking smell the fumes from the petrol? I can as can my flatmates. I have purchased items that don't require any electricity use because I don't want to accidentally cause a fire (I closed every window in my apartment just in case, plus I don't want my flatmates to end up having to go to an emergency vet due to the fumes.)

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    If you're going to go "commando", make sure your trousers are closed. Otherwise, wear a kilt.

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  14. Thomas

    Thomas Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Ooh, risky ... especially getting in and out of cars. Sports cars a no-no.
     
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  15. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Less risky than having one's trousers' zipper/"fly" unfastened iykwim (that's how I knew the guy was going "commando".)

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
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  16. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Okay, I understand that it's difficult and/or uncomfortable to wear a mask, especially when the outside temperature is in the low- to- mid-90s F.

    You're in the vulnerable population as are pretty much everyone in the apartment complex, including me.

    I wear glasses as well as a mask, otherwise I can't see where the fook I'm going.

    If I can wear a mask, you can, too. If not for yourself, then for your friends.

    Oh, and most places won't let you enter without a mask, including grocery stores/convenience stores.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    Practically every weather forecast predicted severe thunderstorms tonight.

    My hair and my ankle predicted storms.

    Your arthritis should've predicted storms (or do you have bursitis?)

    Why did you leave your rain gear in your apartment?

    Now you're kvetching about being soaked through to the bone. :rolleyes:

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
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  17. Thomas

    Thomas Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Euurrrgh!
     
  18. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Yeah. I didn't want to see/witness his "shortcomings" :barf:

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  19. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    One of the vending machines is out-of-order (won't accept money.) Please empty both the cash box and the change box before everything in said machine expires. Thank you.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    I have a prescription waiting for me at my pharmacy (a rather important one, too.) I kinda need the metoprolol and there's the multivitamin supplement that isn't covered by insurance (the prescription has a co-payment due at pickup.)

    I don't have anything less than a $10 except pennies (not 200 of them, though.) I have not been out of the building since Friday to sign for my funds (the quarters went for laundry.)

    Please leave me alone about "borrow me money" for your Big Gulp sodas, especially when you keep buying regular sodas when you complain about your glucose levels are always high. To make matters worse, the heat was rather unbearable (high glucose exacerbates the heat.) You should be grateful that you haven't suffered heat stroke yet this year!

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    Just because you can't show your movies in the community room doesn't give you permission to pretty much throw a tantrum. Ditto the fact that the agency hasn't had either club events or anything at the building or that general vicinity doesn't give you permission to throw a tantrum.

    There are/were things that I wanted to do that have been curtailed or canceled due to the bloody pandemic (two things that I was looking forward to was PetFest, but it was cancelled this year as was PrideFest [we won't even discuss the free outdoor movies at the different locations].)

    If I can put up with the disappointments, you can, too.

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
  20. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    :kitty:s are NOT "meow-meow"s You're almost sixty! Start calling them either cats or kitties or I'm going to let your :kitty: move in with my clowder! Subsequent offense will end with you being held out your window by your ankles!

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    The store has posted pretty much everywhere that you need to wear a face mask or a face covering at all times. The manager has the right to have you escorted out. I picked up two masks (one I'm going to give to someone else with a youth's face due to it not fitting my face) and the face mask that I had on initially broke (I tied a square knot in the earpiece that broke before I got on the bus)

    It's worse if you try to shoplift liquor (and not the cheap stuff!) Oh, and don't express your displeasure with the store by urinating on the building!

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     

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