Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine said:
Which one, the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is "grounded" or the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is often airborne?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
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The grounded one. lol But the nightmares are killing him...and I don't know what to do. I'm an engineer damnit not a Psychiatrist...:(
 
InLove said:
I used to think it was a long way to temporary. :confused:
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Oawwh, In love,

Ye're breakin' me heart. Everyone knows where Tip is...an what i' tis about.

Between ye and Wil, t'will be the death o' me...:eek: :p :eek:
 
No worries, Q--Dad explained it to me one day when he heard me making Barbie sing it. :) (But mostly my Barbie was Nancy Sinatra, and mostly she sang "Boots". :D)

InPeace,
InLove
 
A Zen master once said to his student, "Do the opposite of what I tell you."

So he didn't.

- c -
 
wil said:
This joke has an age limit. Now I am almost 50, I'd be interested in knowing the youngest person that understood it.
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I got it, and I'm 31. But then I'm kind of a music nerd. :rolleyes: When I was in high school (late 80's) I was jealous of my uncle for having been a teenager in the 40's because it meant he got to dance the jitterbug and listen to big band music.
 
what do you do when a bird sh!ts on your windscreen.......- pack her in!
 
how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?






fish.......:eek:
 
why does it take 3 pre menstrual women to change a light bulb?





IT JUST DOES ALRIGHT!!!!!!! :mad:
 
i have to do 10 posts before i can post a url so i'm spreading the jokes out........


what did the buddhist statue say to the wooden jesus crucifix?



nothing........statues can't talk! :rolleyes:
 
i think only brits will get this one....



what do you call a chav in a blender?



mush! :)
 
what do you call a three legged donkey....







wonkey.......teehee...teehee...lolololol:D
 
I used to have a girlfriend who had a tattoo of a sea shell on her thigh. When you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean!

Chris
 
What do you call a black man flying a plane?

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A PILOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

LOL...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
 
chakraman said:
i think only brits will get this one....



what do you call a chav in a blender?



mush! :)
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What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit....
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What do you call a chav in a box, with a lock on it?
Safe...
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What do you call a chav in a filling cabinet?
Sorted..
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What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused..
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Why are chavs like slinkies?
Because they are useless, and great fun to watch them fall down a set of stairs...
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Two chavs in a car no music is playing who's driving?
The police...
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Whats the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other grows on trees....
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What is the difference between an onion, and a dying chav?
Onions make you cry...
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What is the first question at a chav quiz?
What you lookin' at?
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boom, boom...
 
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