Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

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  1. JonDD22

    JonDD22 Established Member

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    LOVE it! Thanks for sharing.

    During the early part of WWII, the Germans sabotaged a major ship right in NYC. And there was fear of more attacks coming from the sea.

    My wife's family went to the beach in NYC. One of the cousins, dressed up like Hitler...swam out a ways and swam back to the crowded beach, as Hitler, "personally invading" the country. With each stroke he would also do a little "Heil Hitler" salute. It would be great if that was all fiction, but yes, that guy was exactly that wacky.

    A couple of the cousins, my wife's grandmother and her sister were in vaudeville. The aunt also did a few movies. She did "Nut Guilty" with Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy. A few minutes in, she plays the gal in the witness stand.

    "Ma'am...did you know you were going the wrong way down a one way street!?!"

    Laurie's grandaunt: "But I was only going one way...."

    I guess the old generations could be just as nutty as us...
     
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    JonDD22 Established Member

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    World's Worst Music Presents, Mrs. Elva Miller...

    Back in the 60s, she did this comedy act by taking a popular song and utterly destroying it. Making into a completely unbearable experience, watching her ruin popular tunes.


    here she is, destroying "Downtown"





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    and destroying "A Hard Day's Night"





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    Her "Boots are Made for Walking" is another classic.

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    Her work was briefly used by North Korean intelligence to aid their brainwashing research, until the researchers themselves starting bleeding from the ears, screaming and then passing out...
     
  4. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Moderator

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    Seems darn budget cuts are happening everywhere, even Starfleet Command! :D
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  5. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Who else would do this (although I'd go for tea):
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    Another truism:
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
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    Cino Big Love! (Atheist mystic) Admin

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    Her "Monday Monday" is a masterpiece.
     
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    Ella S. Logoic Logician

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  8. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Is this true for anyone here?
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    "Oh dear!"
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Another 2-for-1!
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    This is The Trio imho:
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    This one's a tad...
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  10. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    A truism?
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    I know, droll:
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  12. RJM

    RJM God Feeds the Ravens Admin

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    A missionary is being chased by a bear, stumbling downhill, until he trips on a root and falls. As the bear stands over him, the missionary prays: Oh Lord, please make this bear a Christian. The bear makes the sign of the cross: For what we are about to receive …
     
  13. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    These could also fit in the Cats thread:
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  14. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    A truism?
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
     
  15. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Moderator

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  16. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    A comment from America (one of my rl friends) that several teachers here might empathize with: "One of my students was 45 minutes late for a 50 minute class today and I wasn't even mad."

    It was a response to the three sizes of coffee joke

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  17. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Never an easy task:
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    "It's in the blood"
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    This could be in Music or Video forums:

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    For those that celebrate St. Patrick's Day:
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    Droll?
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  19. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Another coffee truism?
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  20. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    So busted!
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